So I guess I'm like, redefining myself, orsomeshit. DIVORCE. Oh, to the em, gee. This shit gets messy. But you know what? So. Fucking. WORTH IT. I'm a new bitch, and I will no longer censor myself or pretend to be who I'm not. I know, I know, you didn't think my mouth could get any worse, right? Well, get ready.
I will not apologize for being me. I'm kind of awesome. If you don't like me, I don't need you.
If you're one of us, then roll with us. 'Cuz we make the hipsters fall in love when we got our hotpants on and up. And yes, of course we does, we runnin' this town just like a club.
Okay, enough Ke$ha for one day. But seriously, this is my new blog. "It's like a Tuesday" became the go-to phrase for me and my BFF because the shit that happens to us, happens every fucking time we roll out. So, it's like a fucking Tuesday. I just can't make this shit up. So if you aren't offended by stories of debauchery, mild drug and major alcohol abuse, shit-tons of cussing (yes, that's a standardized unit of measurement), and my fucked up personal philosophies, then please enjoy. But don't worry, the names of the not-so-innocent will be changed for their protection. Except Jeff (roommate/BFF). That bitch is fair game. ;)